Welcome to My House
Well I’m going through some renovations. Aren’t we all? You know; spiritually, physically, agriculturally. Anyway, this is now merely a pit stop. This is my new homepage, use the navigation bar to the right. I’m still just figuring out how half this internet stuff works, so don’t expect anything too fancy. I hope I don’t clog the tubes!
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Disclaimer (statement to save one’s ass): Everything and I do mean EVERYTHING on this and any connected site is untrue, lies, should not be taken seriously, owned by Satan (and/or Axel productions) and should NOT be taken seriously. Any likeness to people or zombies either living, undead, or dead is purely coincidental. Like Dragnet before me, all names were changed to protect the innocent, unless they are zombies, zombies fear no lawyers… lucky bastards.
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If you are offended by any of my ramblings, tap that Alt + F4 key until satisfied. Comments are most welcome but you must sign up for this blog shit, and may now be submitted without signing up for anything. I also thought about it and I’m removing my e-mail just because lord knows how open I’m leaving myself to spam.
Sorry about that. Where was I? Let’s see… zombies.. Dragnet.. anyway, moving right along. There will be inside jokes here, gonna apologize in advance. I really don’t intend for this site to be too popular. It’s mostly a little side project I’m doing to keep sanity in it’s place. And that place is in a small shot glass on my desk. And by sanity I -of course- mean dignity.
I would like to mention that everything found within the label, “Axel Productions” is created and owned by me. There are certain exceptions, such as the llama and sheep images which are owned by Hayes Roberts over at www.BlueBison.net. I know this is about 99.9% silly to mention, but in the rare case somebody in the future enjoys my work (I’m more or less referring to Axel Press) I don’t want to have my ideas stolen.
PS: Axel Productions is not related to or a part of the, what I think is a, movie production company – Triple Axel Productions.
So, to quote Smash Mouth, “don’t sit back, kick back, and watch the world get bushwhacked.” Buy yourself a drank, dance with some drunken hot girls, and enjoy.
Leave the baggage at the door.
